Meanies Humor Splat N The Hat N Cold Turkey W/Tags Funny Lot 2 Shocking Stuffers

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Up for your consideration is a lot of 2 pre-owned - Stored in a tote when not displayed:
Idea Factory (We Make Fun!) — Meanies — Shocking Stuffers — Both Still have all of their tags still on them — Tags Recommended Ages 3+ —
Included in this lot is:
1- 1- Splat In The Hat —
The Inside of the tag says:
“Twas the night before Christmas and on the highway, Not a car was moving, it was Splats lucky day. From out of the sky, came a fat, jolly guy, who ran over Splat with his sleigh. Oy Veigh!”
2- 1- Cold Turkey —
The Inside of the tag says:
“Cold Turkeys been running since Thanksgiving Day, He was plucked by the cook but he made it away. He got stuck in a blizzard. Now he’s freezing his Gizzard. Oh what a crappy holiday!”
Some of us a different kind of humor than others, this is one of the items that has made us laugh….it is ok if it is not your kind of humor. Just an FYI we have cats, dogs, chickens, turtles, horses, cows and goats all around, we all love animals but this still made us laugh.
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